- Notes towards Memoirs of a Bit Player
- More Memoir: Chemistry for Software Engineers
- Tall latte with no volatile organic compounds, please.
- Instant Immortality
In fact, this has been widely quoted.
- Poor girl. But now we can see you in the dark!
Tropicana lived for 30 more (mostly good) months.
- VC Funded Startups (a song)
- The Three Laws of Security
- The Koan of Lazy Evaluation
- Burn the disk packs!