Wednesday, November 3

Top Ten Reasons to be Glad He Won

  1. No need for expensive wedding presents for gay friends.
  2. Impoverished elderly means cheaper domestic help.
  3. $4/gallon gas makes roads less crowded.
  4. Investment strategy a no-brainer: short the dollar.
  5. Heating bills should go down as globe warms.
  6. Ends sleepless nights worrying about IVF clinic zygotes.
  7. "Left Behind" will make a great mini-series.
  8. Islamic youth have something to be enthusiastic about.
  9. Fewer drug side-effects for millions of Americans.

....and the #1 reason to be glad he won:

  1. French more pissed-off at us than ever.

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