- No need for expensive wedding presents for gay friends.
- Impoverished elderly means cheaper domestic help.
- $4/gallon gas makes roads less crowded.
- Investment strategy a no-brainer: short the dollar.
- Heating bills should go down as globe warms.
- Ends sleepless nights worrying about IVF clinic zygotes.
- "Left Behind" will make a great mini-series.
- Islamic youth have something to be enthusiastic about.
- Fewer drug side-effects for millions of Americans.
....and the #1 reason to be glad he won:
- French more pissed-off at us than ever.
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