Ketchup as a vegetable. Trees cause pollution. Funding for Central American death squads. Stingers for the Mujahideen. Nerve gas precursors for Saddam. Hawk missiles for Khomeini. Ollie North. James Watt. William Casey. Ed Meese. Ignoring "the gay disease". "Trickle Down". "We start bombing in five minutes". Deficits as far as the eye can see.